#!/bin/bash [[ -z $DISPLAY ]] && exit 1; exec 0<&- ssh mistral 'tail -f -n0 ~/.irssi/fnotify' | sed -ru " s/&/\&/g; s//\>/g; s%(#[a-zA-Z]+ )<([^>]{0,10})>%\1\2 %g s%(https?://[^ ]+\.[a-zA-Z]{1,3})%\1%g; s%([a-zA-Z0-9+_-]+@[^ ]+\.[a-zA-Z]{1,3})%\1%g;" | while read heading message; do if [[ -n $heading ]]; then ssh mistral 'echo "" > ~/.irssi/fnotify'; ossplay ~/misc/High_Bee-Public_D-135.wav notify-send -t 5000 -- "${heading}" "${message}"; fi done